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		<title>By: A Runner Myself</title>
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		<dc:creator>A Runner Myself</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 18:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you don&#039;t get in shape and do enough training before a race, this can happen very easily and with only about one or two minutes warning.  When your intestines aren&#039;t used to the motions of long-distance running, they will get irritated, inflamed and then they will purge themselves involuntarily.

For me, the urge lays off a little if you stop running and stand still a few minutes.  The worst thing to do is to try to run to the bathroom, if it is far away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you don&#8217;t get in shape and do enough training before a race, this can happen very easily and with only about one or two minutes warning.  When your intestines aren&#8217;t used to the motions of long-distance running, they will get irritated, inflamed and then they will purge themselves involuntarily.</p>
<p>For me, the urge lays off a little if you stop running and stand still a few minutes.  The worst thing to do is to try to run to the bathroom, if it is far away.</p>
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		<title>By: Lord Kalvin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lord Kalvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now thats a competitive spirit... shat on himself to discourage competitors from getting close enough to him to  pass.  It&#039;s cheap... but a guaranteed 1st place finish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now thats a competitive spirit&#8230; shat on himself to discourage competitors from getting close enough to him to  pass.  It&#8217;s cheap&#8230; but a guaranteed 1st place finish.</p>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, very nasty indeed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, very nasty indeed.</p>
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		<title>By: Amer1can Paratrooper</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amer1can Paratrooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a mess!!!</description>
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